Just a quick break from the stories from the man of the hour.
As I perused through the pages of the dating survival guide, I suddenly remember a situation wherein I was asked by a certain guy to stay with him over night at this particular place. We were not the only one left in the house, we were accompanied with several people. It is already close to midnight. Going home would be too risky for me, I could spend my night there if I want to.
He said that we could watch DVD before we go to sleep and that we could sleep together - side by side, what he mean.
I came into realization on what is the hidden message from that statement - he wanted to get laid! Sayang, I didn't get it right away, but if I did, I could have said 'Sure, I'm willing and able!" But regrets always happen on the latter part of the story. .
Now back to the regular programming. .
net babe from the north
Ok ok... as always, all names anonymous including brands, products, etc. para iwas pusoy... 
This is not exactly a horror story but one that I remember fondly. Let me start with the prequel before the actual date (parang star wars!). ....
It started at my friend's house years ago. The advent of computer chat was just starting to boom in this country and my friend was chatting with a girl. Of course, everything started vague: the names, their respective locations, among others. My friend then asked me to continue the chat for him as he did not quite get along well with the girl (their respective interests were way off from the start). To cut to the chase, I hit it off well with the girl, well enough for her to give me her home phone number. The numbers indicated that she was from the north, Pampanga. I immediately advised her that it would be difficult for me to call her as it would have been a long distance call which I was not allowed to do then (I still didn't live independently back then and was just staying in my dad's place). She said not to worry, I would just give her my home number and then she would call me.... (wow!)
And so, upon arriving home, I then received a phone call from her. She told me some other stories which I obligingly listened to, and then we moved on to the more meaty stuff. She then asked me if I do S.O.P (s** over the phone). In actuality, I rarely do that as I find that uhh..... cheap. But as any gentleman would normally say, I said that I would do whatever the lady would like me to do. She paying for the long distance call anyway (hehehe). At that time, I was using a cordless phone and about to start doing the chore of cleaning.... the toilet. But she was really very much horny then and would like to experiment and start having SOP with me at once!
So, if you would imagine, I was caught in a dilemma of doing SOP with a girl I haven't seen yet and cleaning the toilet which my strict dad wanted me to do. The solution: clean the toilet while very convincingly voice act to her as if I was also "doing" it. There were ooohhhs, aahhhs, and oh oh oh. Finally, she shouted the final "culmination" of her desire! Yahoo, she actually uhhmm... cum (what's the past tense for that?). And shortly after that, I was finished too! Finished with cleaning the toilet!
She then told me that she NEVER had experienced that so much rush before. In fact, the bed where she was lying into was so wet daw! (really, huh?). She had to see me big time! She begged to see me! (really, again, huh?). She then asked me if we can have sex as soon as we see each other, in the car, no time wasted, as she would be coming from far north. I just said fine, we would schedule the EB but I politely asked her to behave like a true lady on the first date. I might look like the MAD character in person! who knows...
And so, the date was set . .
This is not exactly a horror story but one that I remember fondly. Let me start with the prequel before the actual date (parang star wars!). ....
It started at my friend's house years ago. The advent of computer chat was just starting to boom in this country and my friend was chatting with a girl. Of course, everything started vague: the names, their respective locations, among others. My friend then asked me to continue the chat for him as he did not quite get along well with the girl (their respective interests were way off from the start). To cut to the chase, I hit it off well with the girl, well enough for her to give me her home phone number. The numbers indicated that she was from the north, Pampanga. I immediately advised her that it would be difficult for me to call her as it would have been a long distance call which I was not allowed to do then (I still didn't live independently back then and was just staying in my dad's place). She said not to worry, I would just give her my home number and then she would call me.... (wow!)
And so, upon arriving home, I then received a phone call from her. She told me some other stories which I obligingly listened to, and then we moved on to the more meaty stuff. She then asked me if I do S.O.P (s** over the phone). In actuality, I rarely do that as I find that uhh..... cheap. But as any gentleman would normally say, I said that I would do whatever the lady would like me to do. She paying for the long distance call anyway (hehehe). At that time, I was using a cordless phone and about to start doing the chore of cleaning.... the toilet. But she was really very much horny then and would like to experiment and start having SOP with me at once!
So, if you would imagine, I was caught in a dilemma of doing SOP with a girl I haven't seen yet and cleaning the toilet which my strict dad wanted me to do. The solution: clean the toilet while very convincingly voice act to her as if I was also "doing" it. There were ooohhhs, aahhhs, and oh oh oh. Finally, she shouted the final "culmination" of her desire! Yahoo, she actually uhhmm... cum (what's the past tense for that?). And shortly after that, I was finished too! Finished with cleaning the toilet!
She then told me that she NEVER had experienced that so much rush before. In fact, the bed where she was lying into was so wet daw! (really, huh?). She had to see me big time! She begged to see me! (really, again, huh?). She then asked me if we can have sex as soon as we see each other, in the car, no time wasted, as she would be coming from far north. I just said fine, we would schedule the EB but I politely asked her to behave like a true lady on the first date. I might look like the MAD character in person! who knows...
And so, the date was set . .
To be continued . . .
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