Dating Horror Stories

While looking for some good articles to read online, I came across a thread in a forum that share stories about dating. It is entitled as 'Horror Dating Stories' but not all the stories posted are exactly made from hell. It is a very sticky thread, about 300++ pages and I patiently browse and read every page as I found the stories posted by very, very entertaining. I am still on page 24 and I still got a long way to go until I finish it. One thing I like about it was that the stories are short, hindi ako nabibitin or if someone has to cut their story short at mambibitin nang readers, they made a point to continue their story.

As I read a few pages, I am somehow got hooked with an active poster sharing his tales of girls he met. I must say he's very good in sharing his stories, as they're somewhat detailed and he keeps the suspense which makes him a very good short story teller. I promise I'll compile his stories and will post it here since it would make a good few entries for my space. :D

I am in lust to share my not-so-ideal dating stories and post them there, but on a second thought, instead of airing my dirty works of art on a well known website for everyone to read, I'll just keep my stories private here.

To start off, I want to share my favorite 'date' of all time. G-Shuck. I have written about him before which can be read here. As far as I can remember, it was the most funny exchanged of texts I ever did. I am not a fan of 'txt spk' and I am a part of the crusader for Save the Vowels Movement. Absolutely, I had a hard time interpreting his messages. With his unique way of replying to my messages, the cat in me has led to curiosity of wanting to know the person behind this messages.

To make the story short, he asked me to meet him and I agreed to that. I was the one who pick the place on where to meet and it's only nearby our house so that I can easily escape if the meeting turns sour.

I met him on the other side of the street. He was truly indeed a look-a-like of Jericho R. (as how he described himself) He has a good set of teeth, he's taller than me and have a nice body. He's not bad at all. What I can remember clearly about him is that his nails are painted with clear polished (it is not polished using a nail buffer, I saw it with my own eyes! Baka kasi may mag claim na naman dito) and he was wearing a greasy lotion. I accidentally make hampas his braso when we are having a conversation, my hands slip along his biceps (he's wearing like a rip-torn sleeveless shirt at that night) I asked him about it and he admitted he's wearing a greasy lotion! :D

I can't remember the whole conversation. This happened a long, long time ago. But I can remember that he's asking me to go to a mall which I politely declined because it is already getting late. The night ended not getting what he wanted as I excuse myself that I need to home and it is getting dark.

After that, he still keep on sending me messages on the next few days until he asked me if we could live daw under one roof. He said that we will rent an apartment and it will be only the two of us who'll live together. I politely (politely daw) declined his proposal and he threatened me that he will take his life if I won't say yes. He said that he would drink a poison name 'tyodan' ( I don't even know about it) asn would rather take away his life if we can't be together. I even suggested him other alternatives on how he would take his own life and if at first he won't succeed. Until one day, he stopped bugging me. I didn't hear anything from him up until this very moment.

Now I wonder, where he could be? And what would be my life now if I grant his offer?

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