Last April 1, Maundy Thursday, me and the gang went to a road trip to Tagaytay nang walang kaplano-plano kung saan mag stay. It was spur of the moment when we decided to stay in a Hotel dahil halos fully booked lahat nang pinagtanungan namin na place. I went to office and render work for the first hour, tapos alis na agad para makasama sa biyahe. I didn't bring anything with me, I don't have any spare clothes to wear, I had to borrow some from Tin. Buti na lang, magka size kami, hahaha.
Pero bago nag good time, we stop and participate at the Station of the Cross at the Fort. It was so really nice since it's non-orthodox and each station has an activity to do after reading the stories and prayers that are posted on the walls.
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Everyone is looking forward on the next activity to be done. We wrote prayers on a piece of paper after reading other's prayers from the fish bowl, carry the cross, nailed a piece of cloth on the cross, etc.
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Inside Hotel Dominique. Mukhang maliit lang yung front na Resto, pero sa loob pala eh pa parang hacienda sa lawak. (OA) Nakakatuwa pa yung anak nang may ari. Siya kasi ang nag welcome sa amin, so medyo tinitimbang pa namin kung nice ba siya kaya ang tahimik namin sa umpisa. Pero nung dinner na, bumanat na siya nang mga corny niyang jokes katulad nang mga knock knock. Grabe, may mga tinatagong kababawan talaga ang bawat tao. At bentang-benta naman siya.
Pero siyempre, hindi siya ang highlight nang kwento ko. Kundi hetong si Kuya.
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Well, well, nasa kanya lahat nang hinahanap ko - tall, handsome, nice guy with black car. Korek, as in may black car talaga si kuya at nalaman ko na lang two days after naming umuwi. Kaya lang, he's 39 y/old pero hindi naman halata saka, hello, ang pogi-pogi niya at hindi siya mukhang 39 na, so deadma na! Lahat nang hinahanap ko sa lalaki eh nasa kanya na, choosy pa ba ako?
Nakilala naman siya dahil next door neighbor namin siya at mabuti na lang, may kasama kami na sobrang landi eh, flinirt na siya kaya bukod sa nakakwentuhan namin siya the whole night, nagka getlakan pa kami nang number.
He's too perfect, right? There must be something wrong with him. He can't have everything, aside from having a girlfriend at nakakapagtaka na wala kung adorable naman siya. He's a single dad, pero ano ba naman yun kung kasing pogi niya ang anak niya, puede pang antayin na lumaki?
Pero ano itong natuklasan ko? Isa siyang JEJEMON!
Urban dictionary's definition of Jejemon:
1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
an example would be:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T
Well, he doesn't type like that, but he reply with the same content.
Me: Hello, kamusta na?
Him: Ok ln zup
Me: Mag jogging ka ba today?
Him: Ngek tpoz n haha..bkt punta kau
Me: Me lang. Sige next time na lang. :)
Him: My bnda d2 tgtog tx ltr
At ang pinakasobrang tumambling ako eh nung tinext siya nung isa pang may bet sa kanya at niyaya na pumunta nang Zambales. Ang remarkable niyang reply:
"lau bt wl c thx"
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh My Gosh!
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